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The Tail Always Waggles

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."
by The Tail Always Waggles March 14, 2009
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Women are always right

This a degrading term that no man should follow because it manipulates them and shows that we live in a world controlled by one gender and FYI NOBODY IS ALWAYS RIGHT THAT IS A FALSE STATEMENT
Don't argue with me
Haven't you ever heard of women are always right
by Sfbngxcbj February 27, 2019
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always sometimes

Certain to be occasional.
My dog always sometimes has an accident in the house.
by Alys D. Millionaire July 2, 2016
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always swallow with a smile

My Dearest Husband,

Its been ten years since we met. Almost three as husband and wife. Although these days I don't feel as if I am a wife.

Each day a new problem, something else that I cant seem to get right or do "your way." Each day I fight the urge to run, screaming from this house. Each morning I wake up wondering if I will make it through the day.

Its been ten years since we met. We were both 16 - young, ambitious and seemingly in love. Everyone said, "It will

My dearest husband, I am not sure where this letter should end up or where it was going in the beginning. I just hope that I can get through this and try and have this work. I am not a failure and I don't want to give up. I fell in love with you and married you for a reason. Its just that now I have forgotten why. I want to get that feeling back. i want to always swallow with a smile again.

Love, Your Wife
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
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ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

The 2020 to 2060 WORLDWIDE RAP CHAMPION under the battle topic word JOCK
Your flow didn’t even come close to those bars ALWAYS4TUESDAYS spat
by Ghetto man August 26, 2021
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ALWAYS4TUESDAYS

The most beautiful person place or thing this universe has ever created to date
Senorita, you are ALWAYS4TUESDAYS for letting me charge my 📱 “
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um child anways so

big boobs ? um child anways so
by hiwap October 5, 2020
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