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St. Agnes Academy

Catholic school for girls located on Bellaire Blvd in Houston, TX. Half the girls there are really boring and bland and like cotton boyish t-shirts, tie dye, Sperry Topsiders, and eating baked goods. They get really fat by the time they're seniors. Some of these girls are Catholic.

One quarter of the girls there are incredibly weird and like anime and other Asian things.

And the last quarter are super hoes, not necessarily in a bad way, who snort cocaine in the school bathrooms and bring pot brownies to school. Sometimes these girls will take ALL of their clothes off at inappropriate times! These are the girls who make up the slutty St. Agnes stereotype. If you meet anyone who goes out of the St. Agnes buddy they probably will be slutty.

There aren't that many lesbians, actually. Like five, total. Which is .5% of the school.
"Girls at St. Agnes Academy really like bake sales, huh?"

"I met a girl from St. Agnes Academy last night and she got wasted and gave me a blow job. The stereotype is true!"
by SmileyFace898 April 18, 2011
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Agressive Grinding

1. The act of grinding another person, animal or object with excessive force.
2. Hip thrusting with the intent to cause another uncomfortable pressure and possible embaressment
Example 1.
Observer (1) at dance party: Wow look at wendy she looks unusually uncormfortable
Observer (2): yeah, I think that new guy is doing some agressive grinding

Example 2.
Mike: Gee steve what happened to your pants they're all torn, your leg is all bruised and you look embaressed and confused.
Steve: Yeah Mike, I was just at this party and was agressively ground by the German Sheppard
by slapmark February 4, 2010
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agressive moon

The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility
Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon
by MrsKaren December 9, 2008
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Agressive shopping

When you switch tags on clothes you buy so you can get them for a cheeper price
Guy 1:dude i got this awesome shirt for 5 bucks when it should have been twenty!
Guy 2: How did you mannage to do that?
Guy 1:i switched with a tag from this baby shirt..
Guy 2:Isnt that stealing
Guy 1: No its agressive shopping
by Pimp Nutz March 19, 2011
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Agnes-Hannah

The bare minimum always. Feeds on leftover glory from others. Somehow promiscuous? While still being visually unappealing.
Person A: Who is that? Oh wait nevermind.
Person B: You were right to say nevermind, that's Agnes-Hannah.
by Tiktoktiptop May 7, 2018
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Agnes

The sweetest most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Agnes is kind and wants everyone to be happy. She is a very happy person that always knows how to put a smile on anyones face:))
She offten gets great ideas and very funny thoughs.

Love you Aggi <3
Agnes is my best friend!
by rnjdsheQQQQQQQQFD February 26, 2018
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Alness breed

Some of the biggest shitebags sour faced and speaks a load of shite as facts
Person1: Aww ya see that tink over there
Person2: Yeah man lies threw his teeth manky bastard
Person1: Thats an Alness breed that
by MCDrizzleCake March 4, 2019
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