Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes

Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!

by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009

afterbath

The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath.

Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out...

Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath.

by Humenbean May 7, 2011

Aftermarket Autistic

When you are not born autistic, but slowly become autistic via emotional and/physical trauma, especially trauma to the head.

Zero: "I'm not autistic. I'm just brain damaged and my brain just don't think good no more."
Me: "Just like being autistic, but by outside influence. You hit your head so many times you became aftermarket autistic."

by BigBCC69 July 27, 2022

afterthought

rockin the rock bands of red wing is what afterthought does best

by hughbert himself April 10, 2003

aftermeth

basically its being high after meth

Don't consider the aftermeth,just have some

by briefanboy September 15, 2016

Afterbath

When a woman's vagina fills with water while in the bath and she pushes it out like afterbirth.

(A very common thing)

"Anyone else experience afterbath?"

by IronicAngelxo January 2, 2023

aftermass

when someone sends a mass message on some messenger and forgets to mention something

1: basketball at 9 o clock
1: friday
2: hate your aftermass

by waterDrinker December 27, 2007