afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

by Navin September 1, 2005

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010

Iss Afto

Mrs. Afton.....your a FNaF fan?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey guys look! It’s William’s ex/wife! Iss Afto

by Ilikecheeseheheheheheh May 20, 2021

Vaping after sex

Vaping after sex is when you vape an electronic cigarette after sex. It's the best vape you can ever have. It can either be a nicotine vape (such as juul), or an arecoline vape.

Tyler: That was great sex, Kimberly!
Kimberly: Yeah, same here!

Tyler: *vapes juul with arecoline pod in it.

Tyler: Vaping after sex is fun. This arecoline is the best after sex! Best vape ever!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

after school gas

The large amounts of gas you emit after a long day of holding it in at school

I could not stop farting after school, i had some BAD after school gas

by cobnainage1994 November 6, 2006

aftergasm

The calm, light-headed sensation after an earth-shattering orgasm has occured. This typically is accompanied by a tingling sensitivity triggered by the return of blood flow to all organs and extremities.

My aftergasm last night was wunderbar.

by c0x November 22, 2006