absalat

Absalat is the most humble and also interesting girl you could ever get. She is that one who will try to be there for you as much as she can. She is the type that has been hurt a lot of times but still hopes for the best and never gives up. She sometimes could be hard to tolerate with but it's worth it. She is a forgiver for the ones she loves. It might take her a long time to let the ones who hurt her so bad go but once she does there is no going back. She is also smart at times even though she sometimes makes stupid mistakes that are funny. She is a caring soul that you should never lose. Keep this one. Trust me it's for the best.

Him:" who's that girl, she's pretty cute and amusing from what i can see..."
Me: ya that's Absalat you should know her more she is really fun!

by Absalat June 8, 2020

Abaan

Abaan (verb; adverb) is a term used to describe players who try way too hard for marginally better upgrades to what they already have on Hypixel Skyblock.

Ugh, that guy is sweating so abaanly.

by Lavaed February 23, 2020

absatively

An unneccesary combination of the words 'absolutely' and 'positively', thus 'absatively'.

"Is your project done?" "Absatively."

by eostre October 24, 2005

abandonware

An old piece of software, more often than not a game, people used to play years ago and from a company that probably went out of business.

- Monkey Island is abandonware right?

by Electric Mind September 7, 2003

abandon ship!!

when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.

i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.

by jcaviston June 19, 2008

Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

by hindenburg II March 21, 2010

Absafuckinglootly

Absa-fucking-lootly: means to dramatically express complete agreement (to highly agree with something or someone with much enthusiasm). It is similiar to the word absolutely, but with a much deeper meaning. Most people tend to scream this word or pump their fist when saying "Absa-fucking-lootly" to show how passionately they agree with something."

Question: "Hey Molly, do you have any q-tips?"
Response: "Absa-fucking-lootly"

Question: "Hey Molly, how about that ride in? You like it?

Response: "Absafuckinglootly!!"

by CountryBumpkinCowgirl May 18, 2011