Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.
by Marthakay November 9, 2008
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Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
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Steve-o: Asselope.
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Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!
Can be used as a way of saying an object is awesome.
Can be used as a way of saying food tastes AMAZING!
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Get the assecrist mug.Mashed potatoes that are prepared inside the ass of a person, or any creature with a functional anus. The potatoes are typically mashed by a BBC, but any phallic and thrusting object will do the job.
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