Aspirin

a synthetic compound used medicinally to relieve mild or chronic pain and to reduce fever and inflammation.

I feel like shit
Take an aspirin and shut up

by Eskimo’s with big tits June 7, 2018

aspiring ballerina

a person that aspire to become the best ballerina

"hi felicia, how`s ballet going? its going great! im an aspiring ballerina!"

by pastorjacobi April 20, 2018

AspirinAss

AspirinAss-a white person with no curvature in their buttocks, just a crack.

Look at that AspirinAss, she don't have any booty!

by Philr1233 June 3, 2018

aspiringcristiano

An amazing Roblox player which is highly skilled in everything

Oh look it’s a god, no wait it’s actually AspiringCristiano!!!

by TheRealRoblox123321 April 24, 2019

Aspine

When you take aspirin and caffeine to feel energized.

Yo Dequavis, you on aspine? Yeah man I’m energized.

by mikeliterus69 September 16, 2019

Aspreno

That guy with the biggest cock ever He was on the universe before the universe was even created he invented sex at the age of 11 He is secretly the emperor of a multiversal nation of ancient furry demons and he's surely watching you right now, He's very awsome by the way and can cook the best tuna pasta you'll ever eat

I had sex with an Aspreno

by Aspreno November 21, 2021

Aspiring Femboy

A person who is aspiring and basing their entire lives off being a femboy. An aspiring femboy is not a full fledged femboy yet, rather a femboy in training. They will most likely take the "Belle Delphine approach" and start up a freebase website to sell their own bathwater to discord and Reddit mods.

O:"Hey, have I ever told you that I'm an aspiring femboy?"
A:"If you start selling your bathwater on eBay I'm never speaking to you again"

by Imagine being caucasian lol 😷🤢 July 26, 2022