Ape

A large, hairy, beast-like creature, who constantly smokes satan sticks. You can find her in her chair at her house or protecting retards at her work from unwanted dark figures. Also she might be found having sex with her offspring der.

Hey Meg, lets go steal apes cigs today after school!

I dont know Scam, ape might find out.

by Skeg Smith January 07, 2008

Ape

gorgeous but heavily humble girl. usually funny as hell though.
Calls her mom fat ALOT.
and HERSELF. omg 4srs.
Hangs out with queens and AZNs.

AZN: Haha. Apes are so cool.

Guy: That Ape taught me how to get guys! Oh EM GEE.

by nubsfromthar January 10, 2009

Ape

An exclamation to describe something or someone which is very cool or unique.

joey; Holy crap, did you see rex try and do a backflip and knock his teeth out?

CBB; I know, that was APE!

by Ciboibrown October 27, 2008

Aped

Consensual prison sex.

Willie's mangina was aped in prison for a pack of cigarettes. His arse was caulked and hopefully he will not need an anal retread.

by siciliansal69 October 24, 2013

ape

a wild ape who should go back to calgary zoo and you know who are you gorilla

look theres that ape who went missing from calgary zoo mommy billy run he will hurt you

by kitten and cats 123455 January 10, 2018

ape

Someone who acts in unhuman ways such as yelling or screaming a lot or thinking they are above everyone else. Apes also do not have fully developed brains and act out of hand much of the time.

Bro do you see joey over there
Yeah he’s acting like such an ape

by anonfolk April 13, 2018

Ape

The black guy

Look at that "ape" attack that elderly man with the united states of america flag.

by FunkboyOBama August 07, 2017