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app parkour

The swift act of switching from one app to another like some crazed madman on drugs. Often done to curb one's need to browse and check every single social media account (or news aggregator like Reddit) that they have.

The majority of Millennials and Gen Z have mastered the art of app parkour.
David Attenborough (narrator): In his natural habitat, the wild Gen Z is now engaging in his usual ritualistic behaviour that ecologists have now termed " app parkour ". Ecologists are still trying to find out the main reason behind this odd behavioural trait, and whether there is any evolutionary benefit to this adaption as opposed to checking one's smartphone only when necessary.
by Obv troll is obvious December 26, 2020
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app-envy

Displaying obvious envy towards a person who has discovered better apps for their iphone.

Most commonly experienced by iphags
While showing off his iphone apps, O’Bryan displayed a heartbreaking look off app-envy when Mark toped him by revealing the bubble-level app.
by dsmooth32 October 10, 2008
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App Store

A rather expensive platform for purchasing online stuff, being the only one available for any iOS devices. Includes many P2W games that require fast wifi, or simple utility apps that do stuff.

Usage requires an "Apple ID" account, which makes the platform harder for tech impaired people to use.
Tech Impaired Guy: How do you download YouTube??
Indian Tech Support: Use the Apple App Store! You need to create an Apple ID, it is very difficult, but I will help you. ***secretly does an evil laugh***
by kevindong October 14, 2017
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APP-SHIT

a. Someone who does nasty or mean things to unsuspecting dating app users.

b. When someone goes ape shit on someone who has just done something nasty or mean to them on a dating app.
a. Man, that grindr creep really is just a piece of app-shit to everyone for no reason.

b. I know. I went absolutely app-shit on the prick the other day and blocked him.
by Captain Trunch March 21, 2017
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app-noxious

iPhones and other smartphones are now capable of all kinds of amazing feats. But while our technology has developed by leaps and bounds, human nature — specifically our tendency to become obsessed with shiny new toys — hasn’t changed a whit.
Person 1: "Wow dude, I just searched that China has over 3 billion people"

Person 2: "You are so app-noxious, bro ..."
by Steven Glossy May 13, 2009
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app hoar

Someone who adds social networking (i.e. Facebook)friends purely to up the anti in an application.

Some applications only allow you to progress if you have enough friends. Friends are then sought just to progress through the game that you might not have added otherwise.

Also see app hoe and app whore

Not to be confused with an iphone application whore who just collects apps !!
She is such an "app hoar", she doesn't like or know half the people in her friend list.
by SmileyDman May 8, 2010
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App-Trapp

A Facebook application which assumes control of the user's profile to publicise false-posts; seemingly written by said user.
LOL have a look at this... 5 things every girl does before she meets her boyfriend LINK TO APP-TRAPP
by C A P October 26, 2010
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