apology bukkake

When multiple women, usually "ex-girlfriends" engage in oral sex with a man who needs emotional recognition, typically apologetic, to stimulate an orgasm.

Matt Engelbertson's porn preference is apology bukkake

by Apology May 8, 2018

cannibal apocalypse

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012

apostrophe crime

What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...

sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?

by brittandherllama January 11, 2006

Apostol

Greek origin. Someone who has a great personality and loves to laugh. Very caring and is a good friend. Also extremely smart even though they may not realize it. Humble but not shy. A great guy to just talk to or hang out with.

Have you met my friend? He's a real Apostol.

by clare94 July 6, 2010

Apocalyptifail

The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.

How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.

by YAWA May 1, 2015

Apollo

Apollo is a very deep person. He talks like he's writing poetry and it's beautiful. He is very charismatic. Apollo is loved by those close to him, and slightly misunderstood by others. He is an extremely caring person, and genuine too, he makes me feel like the most important person in the world. Apollo gives amazing hugs, and he has the best hair, no matter it's length or style, and his smile is one from the movies, when I see it my heart melts. He always makes me want to take a second look. Apollo is true beauty in it's rawest form and he gives me butterflies everyday.

"Apollo is the one I want to talk to when I'm having a bad day. That guy always knows what to say."

by hazy daizy May 14, 2018

apolitical

Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.

Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.

by Rooks June 30, 2008