AOL

Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL

Mom look! its aol! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand*
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?

by Mustache Man March 1, 2005

AOL

Also: AOHell.

The worst mainstream Internet Service Provider (ISP) there is.

Anybody that uses AOL is a Internet noob.

by C. Clarus April 25, 2004

AOL

An Isp that never had any quality and still doesnt have any quality built into it. Tends to be used by people that know nothing about computers, but they think using AOL makes them computer literate. The cd spamming of their product they do through the mail is a whole different story. They make great coasters, and are often addressed to dead relatives.

Thats the 12th AOL cd addressed to my dead great grandmother.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

aol

A piece of shit that is constantly going down like a 2 dollar whore

Whi needs sex the way AOL goes down on me-Bill Gates

by Merlin September 11, 2003

aol

most fucked up shit ever created! god wouldn't aprove of this shit!
internet co.

this shit sucks

by chreeza December 31, 2003

aol

-a crappy isp for low lifes
-they give you 1000 hours of online time dedicated for loading the first "welcome" page
-america off line
-a good source of cds to shoot/constucth things/melt/or anything else

-forget buying clay pigons, i just use aol cds
-aol cds can be used for coasters
-aol cds can be used to reflect light in someones eyes

by none July 17, 2004

AOL

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

by Tom December 21, 2004