Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?

John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!

by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013

bukkake ambush

In legal terms: Sexual assault.

In the lingo of sexual deviants (=95% of the male population): The act which will "make you a... sex offender... hm, pordon me!... a MAN"

While it is quite obvious that most "men" are petty slaves to their depraved appetites, it is refreshing to hear someone being honest about their wish to sexually assault the "female species" via a "bukkake ambush."

by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010

ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.

Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.

by DubbedOver June 28, 2008

ambushed wetwork

a hairy pussy that has been beaten too many times and drips blood.

I was going to bang this chick, but her ambushed wetwork turned me away.

by SK9 January 31, 2009

Ambush

The feeling you get when you first glimpse your girlfriend naked and see that she doesn't groom her pubes.

"Damn, I got down with Jenny last night and she ambushed me with a 70's afro between her legs."

by littlesmokey June 7, 2013

ambush

A reverse trap.
A female that pretends to be male.

Juri: "I'm an ambush!"

by pl4stik August 20, 2017

Ambush

Ambush, when you think youre surrounded by alot of females but it turns out their really all traps.

Man last night i was in da club and i waa surrounded by all these good lookin girls but i came to find out after checking them out closely and it turned out i was in a ambush! I had to get outta there fast homie!

by Q-baller September 8, 2018