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A guy who rolls with the punches and laughs at himself before he laughs at others is an Albert. An Albert is one of the most thoughtful, kind, sexy human beings on earth. Most Alberts serve their country and give selfishly, not expecting anything in return. In addition, Alberts are fun, smart, incredibly hot and are great with animals (especially monkeys). There should be more Alberts in the world. To know an Albert is to love an Albert, so those with something bad to say, haven't met a true one yet.
"Man, that guy is the nicest guy on earth, and the way he helps others with grace, humility and all out sexiness?...He's gotta be an Albert!".
Albert by UrbanMonkeyLA February 4, 2010
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St. Albert 

A small city north of edmonton where the per capita income is one of the highest in western canada. 63% above most households. Unlike e-town, st. albert is not sketch. Kids roam the streets at three in the morning and still can feel safe and not get shot.

As a kid, you love it here. You can play at all the parks, go on anywhere by yourself, and have just a great time. As you get older, it becomes boring and it seems that st albert has nothing to offer you to do until you hit grade 9. Then a sudden realization occurs to you and you now understand that St. Albert kids are rich and without many rules our boundaries. Parties are thrown constantly. Sex, alcohol, drugs, they're all just a part of their everyday lifes. ROlling up in their mercedes and escalades, rocking their thousand dollar outfits, it's ideal. Could you ask for a better place to be a teen?

St. A is a tight knit community. You give directions by landmarks, no one knows street names. Everyone knows everyone. Most of all, Gossip travels fast. Any thing you do will be known by everyone within the hour. The cliques are clearly defined within our highschools. THe clones are the top of the school. It's like their famous, everyone knows who they are, what they do, everything about them. They live out their highschool years thinking they're "it". And really they are. The girls here are raised to be perfect housewives. IQs are low, boobs are popping, and they know exactly how to please the guys.

People say the kids here can't wait to get out, but I have to disagree. Here in St. Albert, we're in our own bubble. Safe from the troubles and realities of the world. Planning on living off our daddy's and knowing all our problems dissapear when we're here.
Just remember this ideal lifestyle, ain't so sweet underneath the surface.

Live in St. Albert, you'll grow up fast.
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Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release 

In the stall of any public restroom begin to fuck a girl in the ass, sit down on the toilet with her on your lap and shit and cum at the same time.
Man! That crazy bitch at the bar last night wanted me to pull off an "Albert Two-holes and the Sweet Release". I'm not sure who's shit I was smelling, mine, hers or the 300lb fatty in the stall next door. Wow, Amazing!! For my first time trying it, it was a sweet release!

Albertosaurus 

A creature with a tendency to attract and be attracted to incredibly ugly females. Even though it is scared of the Jacobsaurus, it can best the creature in a fight
Look at that Albertosaurus, it loves all the ugly females

Albert Pan 

Verb: to procrastinate by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Noun: the act of procrastinating by pushing deadlines and not doing anything about overdue work by constantly getting 8 hours of sleep
Boy 1: Hey you studying for that psych test tomorrow?

Boy 2: Nah man, I am just going to pull an Albert Pan.
Albert Pan by ilovepan February 18, 2019

Alberta Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana, alcohol and cocaine.
“No thanks,” Dorien said as Cheefy pulled out the needles, “I’m Alberta sober this month!”
Alberta Sober by Cheeefy January 11, 2022

Albert camus 

Albert Camus is(actually was, sadly😔) a really hot french guy.
"omg, u r reading"the stranger ""
"Yeah, I love Albert Camus "
-"we all do"
Albert camus by bellobelisimo September 28, 2022