agnostic

Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.

Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.

by DewEye August 31, 2006

agnostic

An atheist without balls

Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.

by GangstaSwag January 3, 2010

Agnostic

A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind

Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic

by Blyan May 14, 2010

Agnostic

Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."

by xpestilencex December 22, 2008

Agnostic

Atheists without balls

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag

by Choi L October 3, 2010

agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

agnostic

A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.

There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.

by theguzmanbang August 16, 2009