agnostic

Pussy Version of Atheist

Chris: You can't prove God.
Ben: We're at religious war you Agnostic pussy as bitch choose your side: either there's a god or there isn't a god.

by jupeter July 24, 2009

agnostic

Someone who believes that openly admitting ignorance equals intelligence. Too lazy to think and research, and too cowardly to openly make a choice, and ultimately,too self-righteous to admit.

Agnostic: "Sure, I'm an ignorant moron too, but at least I have the decency to admit it!"
Person: "Uh, if you KNOW you're a moron why do you still do nothing about it?"

by Zem_NY January 20, 2009

agnostic

Lazy sacks who think that life's greatest questions are best left unanswered.

Nevermind, I'm agnostic...

Sorry, my brain hurts; that's why I'm agnostic.

37 year old who works at Blockbuster, lives in parents' basement and eats lukewarm Pop Tarts, but is unequivocally agnostic.

by DewEye August 31, 2006

agnostic

An atheist without balls

Hi. i'm an agnostic because i dont believe in god but wont admit it.

by GangstaSwag January 3, 2010

Agnostic

A lazy atheist
someone who cant make up their freakin mind

Kyle was too lazy to think up an argument to the Is there a God? question so he just called himself agnostic

by Blyan May 14, 2010

Agnostic

Atheist without balls.

"Dudemanshit, did you know John is agnostic?"

"Yeah, he's such a vagina."

by xpestilencex December 22, 2008

Agnostic

Atheists without balls

Agnostic: You can't logically prove or disprove there's a God.

Atheist: Fag

by Choi L October 3, 2010