adoption

A less painful, more humane alternative to abortion (for the baby, that is). Recent studies show that abortion actually IS painful to the fetus being aborted. Therefore, in order to avoid having a baby, one should do one of the following:

1. Let yourself give birth to the baby, then simply put it up for adoption.

2. Make it easy for yourself simply by not fucking your boyfriend until you're ready to support a child and have a new husband. 10/1 chances your so-called "lover" will want nothing to do with you after he finds out the news.

Rachael may have been dumb enough to fuck that asswipe, but at least she's giving her unwanted baby a chance by putting it up for adoption instead of aborting.

by ScYtH August 17, 2004

ADOP

very similar to ADD and altough it is much worse, many people pretend to have it in order to get a slight chuckle and are attention whores... ADOP stands for Attention Deficit OOOOO Purple!

Man 1: hey dude, ur like always spacing out and stuff... do you have a disese or something??

ADOP affectant: oh yeah, my mom says i have... she said its called, Attention Deficit OOOOOOOO Purle!!!! look at it, ITS AMAZING!

by The Pink Avenger August 8, 2009

adopted cat

derogatory term for calling a girl who got a new boy friend after she got dumped.
mainly use in Japan.

Greg: i've just got a girl called Naomi last Monday and she was hot!!!.
John: yeah, so? You got yourself an adopted cat, that's all...
Greg: ...fuck you

by SpeedyL June 30, 2011

Adopt me

A game of scamming on roblox. Use your mind and don't give away your pets idiot its not that hard :).

Guy1: Bro I got scammed on adopt me. Guy2: Oh Dang that sucks im not surprised..

by never ever seen them November 23, 2020

adopt me

a roblox game that 7yrolds play

hey, wanna play adopt me?
“bro no”

by vylz November 14, 2021

Adopt A Highway

The greatest rock band ever

Are you going to the Adopt A Highway concert tonight?

by John October 17, 2004

adoption

taking a familyless child into one's home and family, to care for it as one's own.

A lot of anti-choicers think that people should opt for adoption rather than abortion, but how many of those up-for-adoption children have the pro-lifers adopted? The problem with adoption is that thanks to 'great' innovations such as IVF and other means of forcing the body to become pregnant when it clearly thinks that it is a bad idea (i.e., harmful recessive genes, repeated miscarriages, etc.), people no longer have to resort to adoption to get the child they so badly want since they'd rather have a child of their own. Out of those few who do adopt, they usually only adopt healthy newborn babies, while handicapped and older children must grow up without families. There are far more children who are up for adoption than who are being adopted... sad but true.

by Child Hatter May 27, 2003