keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.

Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what

by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

Keel

Keel is a term used mostly in Blowing Rock of North Carolina, it's a slang for a cart with feet.

"Hey man I just saw a keel!"

"What the fuck! keel's are real?"

by ToeSnatcher47 January 2, 2022

Keeling

The process of ejaculating into your foreskin keeping it in place as you repeat the process you will eventually ejaculate again, expanding your foreskin exponentially

Dave: Bro it’s like a balloon how fid you manage to do that
Simon: Keeling brah, it’s the new jelq

by Keicircoober February 12, 2024

Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019

drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina

Right before I came I started keel hauling

by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022

Keel Off

Synonym for jerk off.

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.

by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019