911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021

911

The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba

Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

Truest shit since 911

A statement that is used when another statement is made when it's as true as 911 occurring.

Person 1: I think if porn didn't exist, almost all women would be raped.

Person 2: Dude, that's the truest shit since 911.

by Mefudo June 20, 2016

911-mouth

A person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. He/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.

I love to look at Mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.

dude, she's a 911-mouth.

by apoxy September 30, 2012

911

…when you have to tell your best friend at the airport, that you have been in love with him for 15 years, before he leaves to Germany

911…emergency…it’s love ❤️

by 143.Sunshine March 19, 2024

chicken 911

when the eggs crack but you have no windex

"Oi mum we gotta chicken 911 in the kitchen!!!"

by Anne Shurise March 13, 2018

k 911

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine

Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......

by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025