SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 08, 2021

dirty 911

when 2 american twins get fuck by an arab mostly done by terrorists

hey want to do a dirty 911

by ! R@pE L!ttLE K!d$ October 26, 2022

get the 911

To attain the details of a friends drama that is of a personal nature however does not require uniformed service including an ambulance, fire, or PD

I can't talk about your break up right now so I'll get the 911 from ya after work.

by KT1970 November 20, 2013

911-mouth

A person who is beautiful, but who always says something stupid/crazy/annoying. He/she is called such, because, much like 911, when he/she opens his/her mouth, the whole world changes.

I love to look at Mary, but when she opens her mouth, i lose all interest.

dude, she's a 911-mouth.

by apoxy April 28, 2012

911

The big funny hahaha moment where macmudd hijack a plane or two an smashed them in to a building or two while screaming allahwalba

Remember the day 911 cause I pissed me self laughing as Allahs servant smashed a plane in to two buildings lol hahah so funny

by Rodman seery November 21, 2020

911

the number you call if you want to join a terrorist organisation

if you want to commit suicide in a fancy way call 911

by ZedX_Fuse November 08, 2022

911

…when you have to tell your best friend at the airport, that you have been in love with him for 15 years, before he leaves to Germany

911…emergency…it’s love ❤️

by 143.Sunshine March 19, 2024