5 AM

A sign that it's time to go to bed. Goodnight.

Ah, jeez, 5 AM already? I'm outta here.

by MarComiX March 8, 2009

5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

by Oobox September 4, 2008

5 Finger Intervention

An intervention in the schrute family. It consists of ( in this order) :
Awareness
Education
Control
Acceptance
Punching

Person 1 is an alcoholic. They become aware of what they are. Education about it. Controlling it. Accepting it and then Punching. 5 Finger Intervention

by MiniStig1 July 9, 2010

5 levels of fatness

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.

what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

by Dragongobi March 10, 2010

5 o'clock shadow

Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.

Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."

by StephenCarr October 19, 2005

5 Inches

a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018

5 kb tren giay, dit me vnpt

Due to the bandwidth problems happening in Vietnam these days, most Internet producers have issues with the AAE, AAG and APG cables being malfunctioned, the typical one is VNPT which advertised the best quality while giving the shittiest amongst the rest. If you ever see a gamer typed the word above in, that means they are unpleasant about the experience and the wifi which makes them frustrate concluded to being unplayable.

DIT ME CAI LON MA PING CAO VAI CAC, DIT ME VNPT
CAI DIT ME 5KB TREN GIAY NHA MANG VNPT LAM AN NHU CON CAC

We're gonna lose stop teleporting around! Dit me VNPT deo di chuyen duoc dit con me may
CAI DMM5 kb tren giay, dit me vnpt

by KevinDiego February 4, 2023