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Mad Dog 20/20

Mad Dog 20/20 18% or 13% alc. by vol.

As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.

Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.

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Do you have my bottle Mad Dog 20/20 for me today?
by Jimbo Creamer July 27, 2010
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I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.
"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"
by Cyberspaxz September 22, 2023
mugGet the I'm not gay, but $20 is $20mug.

md 20/20

an alcoholic beverage for pre-teens and toddlers; a drink you enjoy before you can walk or fight.
I saw a bunch of pre-teens drinking md 20/20. They were pre-teens. By that i meant they did not yet know what puberty was.
by Rudolf Schmitt December 28, 2009
mugGet the md 20/20mug.

20-20 vision

1) a rare phenomenon that happens when a person wakes up and can see perfectly without the aid of glasses/contacts

2) a youtube channel that tricked half the population into thinking that they could predict celebrities deaths.
1) person 1: yeah i have 20-20 vision!

person 2: dude…you’re incredible!

2) person 1: hey have u seen that channel that predicts the future? it’s called 20-20 vision!

person 2: um…who’s gonna tell him
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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md 20/20

AKA Mad dogg.Highly flammable liqour usually consumed via the eye ball
Terry get our shazza to eyeball that mad dogg
by anon March 31, 2004
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20 bucks is 20 bucks

A phrase said after recalling a shady thing one did as a means of explanation and to justify said action.
"Did you blow that first year between the pop machienes last night?"...
"Ya, 20 bucks is 20 bucks"
by nerxi 1 May 6, 2018
mugGet the 20 bucks is 20 bucksmug.

20/20 skateboards

branden steineckert's skateboard company
by kiddlez July 2, 2005
mugGet the 20/20 skateboardsmug.

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