Porter Ranch

A small city full of gated communities north of Los Angeles that has million dollar homes within 1 mile of the fucking dumpy ass retail hell shitbox better known as WalMart. The idiot ass realtors of the Porter Ranch area, want it to be compared to a city like Beverly Hills, only instead of Rodeo Drive adorned with Tiffany, Louis Vuitton, Cartier, it has Rinaldi Ave adorned with WalMart, Famous Footwear, and Sport Chalet! Bottom line, it's Northridge, but pimpier because it has a golf course.

Jack: I live in Porter Ranch.
Sam: Oh, Northridge.
Jack: NO. PORTER RANCH.

by tees June 20, 2008

dab of ranch

diamonds on an object like a watch or a chain

I just got a watch with a dab of ranch. I just got a new chain with a dab of ranch. I just hit the mall and got a designer belt and a wrist band with a dab of ranch.

by KingTeen March 21, 2017

ranch taco

The act of using ranch dressing as lubricant during sex. After intercourse the ranch dressing is consumed by the male.

Her pussy was so dry he needed to ranch taco that shit.

For her birthday I gave her a ranch taco.

by Jc25 April 23, 2014

Ram Ranch

A place for 18 naked cowboys to hide out... Also Vecchioo

Ram ranch! It rocks!

by WhoIsMatthew July 6, 2019

Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

ranch sexy

When a girl is attractive only at the place you work at. If you work at a shitty place where everything is gross and unattractive, then a girl that is only a 5 or 6 bumps up to around a 7 or 8.

Stinkman: I think she's sexy.

Luke: No way, she's only ranch sexy. The face is brutal.

by Luck Hampleton June 17, 2008