a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.

Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.

by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

by sicksicsixaec September 4, 2011

bag of smashed assholes

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005