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Option Syndrome

When someone settles because they know a very limited number of attractive individuals of the opposite gender. So they tolerate someone that is completely incompatible with their personality.
Stop tolerating her because you have option syndrome. There are plenty of fish in the sea, stop trying to force it.
by vicorite February 17, 2022
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Sudesh Syndrome

Sudesh Syndrome is a rare condition where your balls are perpetually smelly. You cannot control this and it always is like this.
Man I constantly wash myself but my balls smell so bad all the time

Sheet man you got that Sudesh Syndrome
by BakaSewer February 17, 2022
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Artist Eye Syndrom

The fact that an Artist's perception of art, including their perception of their own art, evolves overtime; thusly making their not so recent artwork look bad, even though when they were making it, they believed it looked good.

Artist Eye Syndrom effectively renders any piece of art an Artist makes a temporary source of enjoyment for themselves but a semi-permanent source of enjoyment for others.
Art Enjoyer: Oh wow! What an amazing piece of art. You made it two years ago, right?
Artist: Yeah, but I don't really like it anymore... I think it looks kinda bad now.
art Enjoyer: Oh... must be your Artist Eye Syndrom kicking in...
by AxelSeven February 19, 2022
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Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.
Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?
by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022
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Shitty Dick Syndrome

The inability to provide sufficient sexual stimulation to one’s partner, usually a result of a below average penis length, girth, or function.
“Bro, Billy found out why he can’t give his girl an orgasm. The doctor diagnosed him with SDS.”

“What is SDS?”

Shitty Dick Syndrome.”
by SneakyPorchSpook February 20, 2022
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Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.
Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.
by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022
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Swashbuckler syndrome

The hopeless state of attraction a fellow globetrotter feels when she comes across a male who seems to enjoy travelling and adventures as much as she. This syndrome is made worse when he has travelled to places still on her neverending bucket list.
Josefine experienced a hard case of swashbuckler syndrome when she viewed Joe’s profile.
by Globetrotter 101 February 22, 2022
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