sex

Something Jesus was staunchly against. Something I, a cooler sort of messiah, think is quite decent.

Sex is six in Swedish

by jagäskarost April 17, 2022

Sex

Something you'll never get ;)

Someone: yo you got any bitches?
You: nah man I can't even get any sex
Someone: damn bruh that's sad

by ifuckedurmomandshelikedit April 17, 2022

Sex

Something two trucks do.

Two trucks, having sex
Two trucks, having sex
My muscles, my muscles,
Involuntarily flex

by Xman34 April 18, 2022

sex

the slapping of two naked bodies together. it's kinda gross.

Joe: "DUDE I JUST HAD SEX LAST NIGHT OMGGGGGG IT WAS THE BEST EVERRR!!!!!"
James: "Uh huh."
Joe: "You're not even listeningggg to meeeeeeeeeeee~"
James: "Well Joe it's just that you are one out of millions who think they had mind-blowing sex, when in reality it was just sex. You're not special.

by yodeleheehoo your mother April 18, 2022

sex

the thing that me and your mom had last night

timmy me and your mom had sex last night and were doing it again tonight

by mr ball muncher April 19, 2022

Sex

firebaughs asb favorite topic too talk about

ahhh yes, sex - the topic that always pops up in the asb gc

by clnbean April 19, 2022

phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.

me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022