by I LOVE LOGAN May 16, 2023
by Milf hitter August 30, 2021
by marcinr June 06, 2014
(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 07, 2018
by Mandudeson March 09, 2018
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
by rankstorn August 01, 2013
When a dude sucks out the period blood in a women and tries to spit it into her mouth, when they go to kiss.
Me:He kissed me, and I didn't expect to be hot sauced.
Jenny: what do you mean by "Hot Sauced"?
Me: he put period blood in my mouth, when we went to kiss, so he tried hot saucin me.
Jenny: what do you mean by "Hot Sauced"?
Me: he put period blood in my mouth, when we went to kiss, so he tried hot saucin me.
by Kumo Spade October 05, 2017