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One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.
I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.
by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016
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sex lover

Scar from the _mcytc0ll4bx
person 1- damn youre such a sex lover
person 2- SCAR FROM THE _mcytc0ll4bx!??!!??!!!
by MoonEra July 13, 2022
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sex story

see pt 1. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 2/??
sex story pt 2!!

he started to bite his lip and open his arms for a hug as i walked closer to him, greeting him – 'hi babe i'm so glad to see you !!', i say eagerly. i'm extremely horny at this point, but i didn't want to open with that. he hugs me, gets up and starts to walk to his room to get the things he's bringing to my house, like his phone charger etc. and i walk in after him telling him how horny i've been all day for him and how i can't wait to get home. he turns back and looks me up and down. 'fuck, me neither' he says as he pushes me down onto his bed and starts making out aggressively with me. he starts to grind his already-hard cock through his pants against my leg while he rubs my clit through my shorts, already moaning as i can feel my face flushing and my pussy throbbing. he kisses down my neck, stops rubbing my clit to pull my shorts down and to pull my shirt and bra up above my boobs. he starts to suck on my nipple gently, sucking it up into his mouth while flicking it with his tounge while groping my other titty that isn't too big to where he can't grab it but just full enough to where one could fit perfectly in his hand. i'm moaning loud already, my face feels like it's about to start bleeding.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Sex Key

The answer key to what turns you on
Hmu with you're sex key so I can give you a good time
by Therealqueenofhoes September 3, 2016
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Sex

It is someting very good, but it can also be very bad
Someone: I want to have sex
Someone other: sex bad
by Dukisha November 23, 2021
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National Sex Day

Today is National Sex Day.. let’s go have some sex
by Fairyprincess6969 October 17, 2019
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Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!
"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
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