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Valuable Sex Knowledge

A conversation between two same sex people, about their own sexual exploits between exclusive partners.
Example....
Guy 1: Hey man I wanna have butt sex with you.......
Man 2: Hen yea, that's like you and your partner.
Man 2: Leaving for that I'm very sexually active in talking to you.
Man 1: This gentleman is called valuable sex knowledge, go home and be in fear of me.
Guy 1: No, but kinda though...and because I love my life.
by Holy Omen December 4, 2022
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asshole sex

i love using asshole sex to my advantage
by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024
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NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex
person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after
by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019
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Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
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sex

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
i just had sex with a bottle, but my dick is stuck in it
by prosex123 September 9, 2023
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Sex

I had sex with your mom last night, Gary.
God damnit, Steve!
by soupslush July 15, 2023
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Sex

1) The gender one is born as

2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)

3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female

2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."

3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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