A conversation between two same sex people, about their own sexual exploits between exclusive partners.
Example....
Guy 1: Hey man I wanna have butt sex with you.......
Man 2: Hen yea, that's like you and your partner.
Man 2: Leaving for that I'm very sexually active in talking to you.
Man 1: This gentleman is called valuable sex knowledge, go home and be in fear of me.
Guy 1: No, but kinda though...and because I love my life.
Guy 1: Hey man I wanna have butt sex with you.......
Man 2: Hen yea, that's like you and your partner.
Man 2: Leaving for that I'm very sexually active in talking to you.
Man 1: This gentleman is called valuable sex knowledge, go home and be in fear of me.
Guy 1: No, but kinda though...and because I love my life.
by Holy Omen December 4, 2022

by merdeur merdesse March 9, 2024

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022

what is sex? many people ask that. well i have came up with the answer to all questions.
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
sex is when you, a horny ass teenager takes a bottle and shoves your dick in it, knowing damn well its not getting out
by prosex123 September 9, 2023

by soupslush July 15, 2023

1) The gender one is born as
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)
3) You know
1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female
2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."
3) you know you know
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
