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jizzcuse me

When a man excuse himself because he came (very) early during sexual intercourse.

Can also be used outside of the « sexual intercourse » context, when someone want to excuse himself.
I think i’m gonna come!
Slow down babe i’m gonna come !!!
Oh no not now ...OHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jizzcuse me babe...
by 0litr0 August 24, 2018
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Sweeted me

that last picture sweeted me!

(UK equivalent to “it killed me”)
by Londron05029 May 22, 2024
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gelp me

'gelp me' means someone misspelt 'help me'
Person A: gelp me
Person B: you mean help?
by sugoma balls August 8, 2021
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Pick-me

A term used to refer to those perceived as going out of their way to fit in with/appeal to members of a dominant group within their society. The pick-me is usually a member of a marginalized group within that society.
“Yes, let’s criticize the so-called pick-me and not the system of oppression that leads a person to putting the desires of others ahead of their own dignity.”
by Verbal assassin September 10, 2022
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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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