two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys whose egos are so huge they share the same foreskin stroking each other's ego until they bust a nut while staring into one another's eyes.

Danny and Ricky are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Skeeto Cock

A form/process of rape involving Knocking out a bitch and forcing her to jerk you off or else you will rape her younger sister and her father!

HEY BITCH, DONT SAY A WORD OR ILL SHow U Skeeto Cock!

by LILSKEETO April 11, 2017

Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.

Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.

by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021

cock worms

These are the veins that bulge up on a penis when it is hard.

The porn stars cock worms were the largest I have ever seen!

by dr rocket December 9, 2018

Cock Waddle

A dickwad

The player Raekor in DDO is enigmatic of a Cock Waddle

by HeyZeus97 October 17, 2025

loose cock

Dakoda's dick

Person 1: "Damn he's got a loose cock"
Person 2: "what"

by TheNotorious1116 January 14, 2024