When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
by Thetallmf September 3, 2017
Get the Candle Cockmug. People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.
You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks
Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!
You: What did I do?
Asshole: Your stupid!
You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally
That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!
You: What did I do?
Asshole: Your stupid!
You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally
That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.
by VirtualShark August 22, 2016
Get the Cock Blockedmug. Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?
No what.
They both got caught cheating.
Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
No what.
They both got caught cheating.
Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.
by K-town-CA August 12, 2011
Get the Chip off the cockmug. by Scabby J May 30, 2018
Get the Night Cockmug. “OMG ITS A COCK!” 🐔
by HeartBroken4Life May 27, 2019
Get the Cockmug. I was frightening by what I saw when I saw his penis for the first time. Reminded me of an old, wrinkey rooster's cobbled neck. It was a cock gizzard!!! All I could do was run!
by Prissy Mae March 31, 2017
Get the cock gizzardmug. It's so small it can only be compared to half a Tootsie roll. The underwhelming length and girth of it would make a women cry. 0/10 would never try again
by GC798989898 April 25, 2024
Get the Nik Cockmug.