wicket wacket

A tape recorder, used to record adventures and car chases (usualy while incredibly baked)

"pass the wicket wacket I need to document my theory of evolution based on pudding"

by Frostville May 3, 2006

cuddly-wack

when yo' junk gets wacked while your cuddling with your girlfriend. The man's favorite version of cuddling.

Dude last night I got some serious cuddly-wack!

by wackdaddyD69 February 5, 2010

mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

Able-Wackets

A saliors card game in wich the loser is slapped with a knotted hankerchief.

Gean: "Boom Shocka"

Freddie: "You betch"

J doe: "You sure u know whats going on?"

Gean: "ID care, this is fun and I get to Able-Wackets U and Fred

by sillyrabbitdck's-r4chicks October 18, 2009

nut wack complex

Some random idiot that complains all day, that some one is trying to steal their boyfriend and hacks their computer. E.G. Wack job.

Oh, baby lemme get you a towel for your nut wack complex you have at that pc all night long.

How many do you think love you long time? Do we need to get you a hand towel or will the right hand do to catch it from that tininy lil man you got goin' thier?

Yes, this is a tad childish, but so is your hacking problem nut wack job.

Man that fucken crazy nut wack complex is really stupid. does she/he really spend all day wanting to be inside me and my system? Who has the problem?

Girl, Just let me tell ya how much "I don't care" you think your all that. Wanna put some gloves to that test. You might slip on that huge ass of yours. Don't forget your "crown royal," for the straight ass whoopin' you need may hurt a bit.

Do you have the clue that 1. I don't want that nut wack complex. 2. your a crazy, insecure wannabee that needs a reality check at the door, and frankly let me all caps this for you so you understand. WHO"S MY" BITCH." Drunkasourus rex.

by UgottheobsessionWackosourusrex May 16, 2010

Florida Wack a Hole

You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.

Man last night it only took me 12 seconds to get in in the Florida Wack a Hole.

by DNTechs October 16, 2010