Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt

You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.

by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023

Wintard

Someone who actually pays for winrar.

Jerry is an absolute wintard he spent 30 euros on winrar.

by skopiy August 15, 2023

Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

by Ancient God July 24, 2024

Wizard's sleeve

A particularly capacious sausage wallet; a clown's pocket.

"Sex with Veronica was really a disappointment Joe" "Nobody told me she had a fanny like a wizard's sleeve"

by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023

wizard of ooze

A joking way to refer to the film the Wizard of Oz, or a way to describe strange or extraordinary circumstances, especially those with parallels to the film. May also refer to a wholesome, happy movie or an old-timey one.

"What is this, Wizard of Ooze?"
"Wizard of Ooze is my favorite movie dawg"
"You guys need to stop acting like Wizard of Ooze rejects"
"You skate park rejects ain't even seen Wizard of Ooze"

by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024