twitterdict

Noun. A person who has become addicted to Twitter, the social networking service.

I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.

Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.

by FatGreta May 1, 2008

Twitterable

Things that are worthy of being put up on Twitter.

I just had the most awkward run in with my ex. This is totally twitterable!

by NtiaMoah May 5, 2009

Twitter Revolt

When a group uses the internet (especially Twitter) to bypass other media censorship in a police state to attempt to overthrow said police state, as in what's going on in Iran right now.

Did you hear about that Twitter Revolt in Iran? Let's see how successful it is...

by King of Jellybeans February 8, 2010

twitteroids

Swelling and inflammation of vascular tissues in the anal canal as a result of sitting on the toilet for long periods of time while tweeting, blogging, texting, status updating or otherwise engaging in the creation or perusal of text based commentary through an internet connected device.

I tweeted for so long on the toilet, I think I gave myself twitteroids.

by Visagoth January 15, 2011

confirmed via Twitter

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.

Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!

by oryaknownot May 2, 2010

twisted flip

A skate boarding move in which a varial kickflip is done with a sex change(body varial) in the opposite direction.

"Hey Man do a twisted flip and you'll be hecka ghetto"

by HTWDOGG April 13, 2008

Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through

by man of ass June 23, 2010