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squeezin' the tuna 

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns
Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"
squeezin' the tuna by LuvMuscle March 26, 2009
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sweet tuna pants 

Hey, sweet tuna pants, ready for me to make a tuna salad with extra mayo in your salad bowl?
sweet tuna pants by mike potter December 28, 2005
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Big Tuna by ninja babe November 15, 2004

cold tuna 

I thought Kanye West's show would be amazing, but it was totally cold tuna.
cold tuna by Kasey Bomber April 20, 2009

toss the tuna salad

To eat pussy, so called because it smells like tuna.
Baby I wanna take you home and toss the tuna salad all night.

Tubby Tuna 

I. An Extremely large Chode.
II. A sexual act involving two obese gay men.
III. A Punk band from La Porte, Texas.
Tubby Tuna gives me a raging hard on!
Tubby Tuna by MustonGuitarist October 18, 2005