"Touch of Gray" Syndrome

The condition of bitchiness towards one's male counterpart that occurs after reading the aforementioned kinky series. Cures are spankings and just enough bdsm to satisfy the wandering imagination. . .

"Ugh-I'm srsly so tired of my bf. We never do anything and he's so boring. . ."
"Girl-you got that "Touch of Gray" Syndrome."

by flowtrees December 14, 2014

you've had a touch

Cockney slang for 'you're lucky.'

'You've had a touch, stupid little mug!!'

by anonymous December 9, 2021

I got touched

To get busted selling drugs

Monte, Monte, hook me up with a bag?
Your not hearing me, I’m out of business, I got touched!

by Vetrotek April 18, 2023

OL touchy touch

When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks

Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch

by 541 goat October 31, 2023

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.

Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!

by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

touch my azure

Someone giving you a cloud handjob

Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure

by TCDooM November 20, 2018

Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013