12 pounds

Head. The upper part of the body in humans, joined to the trunk by the neck, containing the brain, eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.

Refers to the weight of said part of body. Generally used in reference to the head when owner is having a hard time (physically) controlling it.

She looks kind of wasted, she is having a hard time holding up her 12-pounds.

Did you see him slam his 12 pounds into the pavement!?

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

Pound cake

Used to describe someone that’s likable but pretty air headed.

Eh he’s nice but he’s a bit of a pound cake- sweet but dense.

by Lord Poo Poo August 6, 2020

pound cake

1. a pound cake is a sponge cake found in rations
2. pound cake is a song made by drake
3. a pound cake are the squishy parts of a butt

Example 1:
Bro, what is that?
Me: its a pound cake m8

Example 2:
Bro, what are you listening to?
a song made by drake m8

Example 3:
Bro, what are you doing? It looks disgusting.
im showing my giant pound cakes m8

by h2008 June 16, 2018

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021

25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 7, 2021

Grave pound

When you have worms and let someone have anal sex with you.

Went over to my friend's house the other day and he let me do a grave pound on him

by Fredds August 17, 2021

grey pounding

A sexual liaison between an older man and a significantly younger woman; often used sarcastically.

Older man to a friend: "I quite like the young lady who moved in next door."
Friend to older man: "Yeah...I think she would love a grey pounding."

by the_earl December 16, 2013