Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com
First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.
"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"
"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."
"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."
by Purplishisness January 26, 2010
Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks
"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick
by Bum_man July 17, 2021
My camel has gone missing, he was last seen racing 4 midgets in a relay race and beat them by a few meters. His where abouts are unknown but help me find him.
Have you seen my camel anywhere?
by Not Shreky Boi April 24, 2019
The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.
I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.
by analBunny November 22, 2010
Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"
by KlausBorski October 20, 2020
It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.
"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"
by Max Casella April 21, 2006
Osama bin Laden; taken from a comedy song that parodies "Oh Susannah" and makes fun of Osama bin Laden.
by JustAnotherGuy February 02, 2005