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Amber

A validation whore. Someone who can’t resist the urge to post every “good” deed they do on social media.
Even though I donate plasma twice a week, I am never an Amber about it.
by Stfu4real November 12, 2023
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Amber

A nickname for a lady lumberjack, she captivates men, with her big axe and beautiful hair .
I thought i saw a lumberjack but it was just amber
by ChaosR May 13, 2021
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Amber River

The stream of urine created when someone urinates in a public place and the fluid creates a river
by BarryDavis December 3, 2021
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Ambered

When someone or something breaks or dies aka shits the bed just like Amber Heard.
by kw2513 April 28, 2022
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Amber

Amber’s are known to be very smart happy and kind. Also very loving and pretty!
Someone: Did you see amber she is so kind and smart!
by ꧁Two slimy pumpkins ꧂ September 20, 2021
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Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.
"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"
by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022
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Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.
I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.
by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022
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