thot that counts

an arithmetically proficient women of the night

The thot that counts keeps me up at night.

by jessi-cunt-420 February 4, 2020

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Thot Satan

A thot Satan is a species found only in JMS that most people identify as "Josh". Sometimes the Thot satan will bring Mint oreo chocolate bars to school but his grandma who is a year younger than him always steals it.

(basic ass bitch #1) Wow is was walking to English and saw a Thot Satan in the hallway.
(basic ass bitch #2) ok bitch i don't care.
(basic ass bitch #1) fuck you hoe

by Magical_madness101 March 30, 2019

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THOT Poisoning

THOT Poisoning is a condition in which a person experiences physical and mental distress due to prolonged exposure to THOTy, slutty, bitchy, or ratchet behavior, particularly on the internet. Symptoms of this condition can sometimes resemble that of radiation or severe food poisoning. Unfortunately, THOT Poisoning is usually non-lethal but may cause extensive long-term psychological damage.

Symptoms of the condition include but are not limited to:

Headaches, Dizziness, Migraines, Indigestion, Nausea, Stomach Pain, Anhedonia, Depression, Aggressive Outbursts, Existential Anxiety, and Suicidal Ideations

The term Thot Poisoning was originally coined by YouTuber It'sAGundam on his secondary channel, "Gundam Redband", during his podcast "The privilege to bust my worthless hump". In that context, the term was used to refer to the feeling of mental unrest the YouTuber experienced after being exposed to the slutty and ratchet behavior of Twitch streamers.

Person A: Yo, did you see that THOT Alinity streamin on Twitch last night. Damn! She got them 12-year-olds all hard, misleading them, taking their parents hard earned cash 'n shit! She's gotta be stopped!

Person B: Man, that slut given me THOT poisoning! Finna get some Tylenol for this fucken headache.

by FilthySteve11 January 4, 2019

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