not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

pool caddie

Someone who prefers swimming in pools over lakes, in other words, an idiot

Joe is being a pool caddie and not going in the lake

by Name469 October 22, 2020

Swimmin in another pool

The act of fornication with a woman usually in the context of cheating

Damn Shelby is throwin all his stuff out again...Yup she caught him swimmin in another pool again

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

pool fatigue

When you’ve been at the pool all day and you’re extremely tired

Sorry man I can’t get on tonight I have pool fatigue

by Crazybigguy25 May 14, 2022

Pool spicy

When a relationship is so spicy that even pools can't tame it.

Dang, this is getting so pool spicy!

by Dankpapi June 8, 2018

Relaxing by the pool

Laying back enjoying the afterglow following a session of self-pleasure…resulting in a small ‘pool’

Ahhhhh, now I’m just relaxing by the pool.

by PoopEmoji22 May 21, 2022