Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 07, 2009

/e/tard

One who uses internet explorer

Bob: Dude, my internet speed is so slow and buggy.
John: That's because you're an /e/tard, bro.

by Dark Macek October 30, 2011

Boa Tarde

Portuguese greeting for Good Afternoon.

Boa Tarde pessoal!
Good afternoon everyone!

by maxvp January 12, 2012

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd November 19, 2010

rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.

Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.

(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!

by Lainer and Maleria July 27, 2008