by Pusan fart creAtEr 3000 April 02, 2019
Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..
My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.
by Trav October 01, 2004
by Evezz January 21, 2009
by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006
noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.
by fauxbourdon December 05, 2005
Emily sat at the dinner table eating macaroni and cheese with some french fries. Her slave came over and put his mouth up to her ass as she let out a reeking girl fart on his face. Her slave pulled down Emily's pants as he laid down on the floor, waiting for Emily to sit on him with full force and let out another one. Emily pushed a bit too hard and left him with a cleveland steamer.
by iwantsomebooty July 12, 2018
I thought I could squeeze out an SBD at Jimbo's funeral, but it turned into a gianormous rolling fart!
by Kowulz November 17, 2007