Drug Test

Something Josh Gordan can't pass for his fucking life!

Me: Did you hear Gordan got suspended indefinitely!

My Friend: No, what the hell happened?!

Me: He failed another god damn drug test, that's what happened!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

woman test

The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations

She was so ugly i had to do the woman test on her

by blooboy November 2, 2010

Test

Test, don't rate.

Test

by Mosiac November 1, 2020

paps test

check for lumps on breast ( why I'm a doctor )

back stage at las vegas follies, I said girls I'm a doctor would you like a free paps test. What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

fail a test

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"

person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa

by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009

crash test yummy

In the fanfic realm, refers lovingly and respectfully to a fanfic author's Beta.

Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.

by LegalMonet December 22, 2007