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Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
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tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.
What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.
by retodded retodd December 1, 2010
mugGet the tard whistlemug.

Tard Botch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!
by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008
mugGet the Tard Botchmug.

Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011
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pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....
While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......
by Quills13 September 7, 2013
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H-Tard

abrevieation of a Holi-Tard
"hey bro, your cuz is an H-Tard he don't even deserve for me to call him a 'Holi-Tard' he was dissen Rudolpg and The man in the big red suit with the white beard you know like zztops' dudes' beards A"
by grzly December 23, 2009
mugGet the H-Tardmug.

gacha tard

An term to describe kids who make $exual or cringy stuff with gacha life, club, verse, heck even studio
Video named selling pets”
“Look a gacha tard!”
by AnotherWasteOfSpace May 24, 2021
mugGet the gacha tardmug.

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