German Surprise

A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".

I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!

by stonedonajax October 2, 2013

Porky surprise

The greasing up of a full grown male pig and inserted into a male's annal cavity

"Dang dog I just got the best porky surprise last night"

by Porkey hog December 26, 2013

sunrise surprise

when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.

Thelma got a sunrise surprise when she woke up next to her boyfriend.

by fuzzyfats January 8, 2015

Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

Bulgarian Surprise

Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut

Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill

Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise

by Brappington April 30, 2020

Kronk Surprise

When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.

"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"

by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020