Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

by Help a Brother Out December 23, 2013

Steamy Shatner

When your loved one ambushes you by taking a hot stinky shit while you are taking a hot steamy shower. The stench mixes with the steam and just lingers and lingers. It often causes the victim to vomit in the shower.

We hadn't even been married three weeks when he gave me a steamy shatner.

by Josie Stalin October 1, 2014

steamboat'n

The act of taking a crap in steaming hot water. Ie: a hot tub or bath.

I wouldn't go in there, somebody was steamboat'n in that hot tub.

by Gbigdog1 January 10, 2015

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

Steamy Wank

When a bloke flops out his cock during a hot shower and starts fucking his hand till he spills his man seed

Had a wank, special one...a fucking steamy wank

by Ma mums dead July 2, 2015

steam

the vapor into which water is converted when heated, forming a white mist of minute water droplets in the air

water vapor, condensation, mist, haze, fog, moisture
"steam from the kettle"

by WhyAmIinThisWebsite February 28, 2016