give a shit

To care about someone or something.

Does Dubya give a shit about anything other than Iraqi oil? I doubt it.

by Scott Lanway June 23, 2004

shit show

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Similar:
fiasco clusterfuck

"The picnic turned into a real shit show because that bozo decided to throw rocks at that hornet's nest."

by Burnov September 18, 2003

Shit a Brain

A phrase used to express how excited or mind-blown or confused you are feeling.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That Inception movie was sooooo good.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it three times... I shit a brain the first time.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Memento was sooooo crazy.
Smitty: OMG, I had to watch it six times... I shit a brain the first five times.

Snooter: Oh my GAWD!! That movie Requiem for a Dream was sooooo intense.
Smitty: Uh... I actually had a seizure during that one. I shit my pants.
Snooter: For reals? Oh... my... gawd.
Smitty: yeah... flopped around for... well... through the rest of the movie, actually. My cat just watched me... he didn't call 911 or help out... so... I missed most of that movie. Not a big fan...

by PDXJohnny99 April 29, 2013

leap shit

When you normally take one shit per day, but every once in a while you have to take two shits in the same day to catch up. The second shit is known as the leap shit. This is similar to the concept of a leap year.

"I think I have to go again today. Must be a leap shit."

by Leaper May 13, 2005

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

Two door shit

A shit of such magnatude that its odour can pentrate through two intermediate doors and enter the adjacent room or corridor.

There are rumours of a three door shit, but these are as yet unfounded.

A four door shit would be legendary.

"Christ! That stinks! Bailey's just done a two door shit!"

by the_caretaker June 9, 2005

This some thot shit

the appropriate reaction when something unfortunate happens or whenever a thot is doing some thot like activities

person 1: I just got curved. Person 2: that is some thot shit.
Or
person 1: shaking their ass for on Instagram for view. Their comment section: this some thot shit

by dripgod1717 September 15, 2019