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robert pattinson

a british actor who became well known for his performance as Edward Cullen in the twilight movies, but his true talent is shown in his more recent film Water For Elephants. He has been named one of the sexiest men in america and is gorgeous. He smokes, and drinks, and doesn't wash his hair but his fans don't care - he's sexy.
girl: omg... robert pattinson is so sexy!
other girl: i know! i love his hair, and his face! he's amazing
by lolorannie January 1, 2012
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Robert Pattinson

1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him

2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)
by Predatory Male III May 2, 2010
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Robert Plant

The ONCE great vocalist for the band Led Zeppelin. I say once because after his pop music stint and his country music stint now, he's lost all credibility.
Robert Plant rocked in Zeppelin! Get the led out!
by Cole F. July 1, 2008
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robert t pooner

that one guy that helps make south park. also kinda sounds funny.
haha, i just did a massive 'robert t pooner'!!
by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014
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Robert Winfield

Random Guy: "Who's that douchebag over there?"
Me: "Robert Winfield"
by AmyWright May 30, 2011
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robert's red velvet cookies

When Robert (or any other female) makes cookies out of their period blood and their lover's semen
"When ever my girl makes 'robert's red velvet cookies, I run out of the house because of the smell of it."
by Bravestar March 10, 2016
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Robert F Kennedy Bitch

An Robert f Kennedy middle school bitch is usually a bitch who is a wannabe thug and sucks dick under the staircase most of the Robert f Kennedy bitches date 1-5 guys in a week time span their choice of clothing is the pink brand .
“Ugh Laila is such a Robert f Kennedy bitch”
by Fluffyfuzzysocks October 2, 2018
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