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Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.
I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips
by pro2a February 13, 2021
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q

man, im not sure why you put the letter fucking " q " into the search bar. either you smashed your keyboard, are stupid, pressed a random key, or are a kindergartener. whatever it is, n o 💀
person one: " q? "
person two: " why the fuck did you just say q? "
by humanthatexistsindeed June 12, 2022
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The Q word

A word In EMS that if said is a punishable offence using this word will cause a flood of calls especially during shift change normally said by a new EMT
If you say the Q word one more time I'll beat your ass into next week
by Cry4dawn_4000 December 1, 2023
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q bait

1.Another way of saying queer bait, mostly on scoial platforms to avoid being banned

2. Another way to say queer bait but to do it in a way the other person may not understand so they have to look it up on urban dictionary making the burn that much worse
Dickhead: "Fuck yourself"

You: " you'd know all about fucking yourself q bait"
by Wolfie233 June 22, 2024
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work
Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m
by Nightsky6 April 26, 2022
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q u v e r t

A fetishisation of aliens and another non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature, more often than not, it is for the general incomprehensibe and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those that have this fetish.
That guy is a bit of a freak, he told me he likes q u v e r t
by Skippidy toilenist May 22, 2024
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Gangplank Q Yourself

Usually used in League of Legends

Used to tell people to kill themselves with a firearm
Player 1: dude you're so ass, stop inting
Player 2: Gangplank Q Yourself
Player 1: Keep Yourself Safe
by Cuni2 July 14, 2025
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