Dumb Punch

An extremely sudden, unorthodox, flailing punch where one of the assailant's feet lifts off of the ground when the punch is thrown. When throwing the dumb punch, the assailant throws his/her arm so far back it is only inches from the ground. Then, suddenly flails randomly in the direction of the victim almost looking like a sloppy superman.

The Dumb Punch occurs usually at Keggers, House parties, Bonfires, or any situation where someone makes a cross remark or comment towards another. Then the person suddenly snaps and without thinking, he commits the Dumb Punch.

Did you see Scooter, he totally Dumb Punched that guy when he found out he banged his babe.

I'm seriously going to Dumb Punch that guy if he continues to drink my beer.

Dumb Punching a bro is completely unacceptable, now a stranger, that's a different story.

by ScooterFTW March 08, 2014

nose punch

another word for cocaine, sweet when you take it, but the next day it feels like you have been punched in the nose

He lets go get some nose punch.

by mike leech August 24, 2006

hawian punch

to fist a women during her period.

my girl friend didn't want to have sex during her period. so i decided to give her a hawian punch.

by greenskully7 December 24, 2011

owl punch

When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.

I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.

by MayFirst83 December 07, 2016

Stupid Punch

When you/your friend does something so stupid, it deserves a punch on the arm.

Abbas: I Lost my phone...

Louie: Wtf? now that deserves a stupid punch.

by Morsli June 05, 2009

popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons

john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!

by michael foolsley July 09, 2010

stiff punch

When your rock solid and you pull your dick out and it socks her In her face

Bro I wipped it out and stiff punched her

by boston flooper February 08, 2014