poser

One who tries to be something who isn’t.

Cindy is such a poser, she wears black when in public, but doesn’t wear black when she’s not in public, she says she’s a goth, and she even dated a pimp.

by C.JB July 26, 2008

poster killing wind

When you open a window, and wind blows in to rip the posters and pictures off of every wall and ceiling, even on the same wall, whileyou try to scramble and catch them before they end up halfway to china.

Parent: hey, all your posters got caught by a poster killing wind.
Kid:DAMN!

by lolly katt March 1, 2009

Smooth poser

A personality type.

J.Zim had a smooth poser personality to go with his cars and clothes.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Poster

I.e. cool, mega cool, excellent

"I would love to goto see ACDC live man".

"Me too, that would be poster!"

by Romeo October 21, 2004

Poser

Those white fags who try to look diffrent but dont. (Cause all bangers look the same...)

That POSER tries too hard.

by Super Josh April 21, 2003

poser

anybody popular and dosent even know what it actually means!!

hi i am a popular chick iyou are such a poser because you dont hang out with us hahaha...

by ben dover March 15, 2003

posuer

A cooler sounding way to say poser.

Poser meaning someone who wants to be something that they aren't.

The word posuer is often used by people who are stupid and thiink that they are better then the rest of the population because they are not a posuer. Usually they are.

OMG, she is such a posuer... she is NOT punk.

by youXdunnoXme June 17, 2005